The Thinking 

Alphabetical Sludge (or ‘P’ Stands for Pervert)

October 17, 2011


A READER sent the below poster from Rollins College in Florida. As you can see, the absurd, stomach-turning acronym LGBT, used with a straight face by our highest officials in the same way they might walk around with bowls of cherry jello on their heads, is now morphing into the alphabetical mouthful, LGBTQQIP. ‘P’ is for pansexual.I’ is for intersex. ‘S’ is for sinful. ‘R’ is for ruining your life. Whatever part of the alphabet you toss into this juvenile stew, corporations, government and academic institutions will be eagerly behind it, lining up with bowls of cherry jello, heaping on programs to make queer, pansexual, intersex individuals feel good. They don’t really care what the letters mean, as long as they lessen the resentment of the homosexual. Since the resentment of the liberated homosexual is bottomless, twenty-sex letters are not enough and there will have to be long strings of consonants, especially Q’s and P’s.

Here is the poster:

Safe Zone Ally-What Is It? 

The Safe Zone Ally program is one initiative on the part of Rollins College to increase awareness and solidarity with our diverse gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, questioning, queer, pansexual and intersex (LGBTQQIP) community. The purpose of Safe Zone is to create a network of allies for LGBTQQIP students, staff, faculty, and administrators in order to make the community a safer and more supportive place for all at Rollins College. 

Safe Zone is modeled on a program started by employees at AT&T and is currently in place at corporations including Lotus Development, Disney, and Levi Strauss. There are also Safe Zone programs on college and university campuses all across the country. 

Any student members of the Rollins community are welcome to attend a half day training session and sign the pledge to become an official Safe Zone Ally. Allies receive a personalized Safe Zone sign to display in visible areas.


Rollins College Safe Zone Ally Student Training 

(Safe Zone Training is provided free of cost to our Community. Funding supported by  the Office of Multicultural Affairs)

Safe Zone Training also made possible by Rollins Safe Zone volunteer core team of faculty, students., and staff                          

Please join us:

Saturday, October 22nd

Faculty Club

Noon- Lunch will be provided (Free of cost)

12:30 till 5:00 p.m.

RSVP by Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 to Althea Miller, Graduate Assistant at Office of Multicultural Affairs.


            — Comments —

Thomas F. Bertnneau writes:

The Left has a penchant for unpronounceable acronyms. In my judgment, the advocates of the LGBTQQIP “safe zones,” like the advocates of all acronymic agendas, are a bunch of annoying NINCOMPOOPS.

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