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Submarines to Have Honeymoon Suites and Birthing Rooms


IT’S not quite that bad, but give the Navy a few more years to work out the implications of women on subs. Now that submarines are officially Love Boats, these important and necessary accommodations are only a matter of time. For a federal bureaucracy entrusted with the exciting project of equality, no expense is too much — except of course the expense and inconvenience of maintaining military objectives.