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Obama Clinches the Pizza Vote

 

THE ROAD to serfdom is paved with cheap tomato sauce and mozzarella asphalt. Obama walked into a Florida pizzeria this week and bought 20 pizzas with cash. The owner pledged his vote. “I just gave him a great big bear hug,” Scott Van Duzer said, the BBC reported. Smart move on the part of the president. Obama knows the power of the Pizza Industrial Complex.

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Bruce B. writes:

This story happened in my home town. I have to confess that when I saw the picture of the hug I was thinking “he’s in a perfect position for a belly-to-belly suplex.

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