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A Personal Question

  Have you donated blood lately? If you have, then you know the world has moved one degree closer to full-bore insanity. In addition to asking extensive questions about your medical history, your sexual history, your drug use, and your recent travels, the American Red Cross now asks a real mind bender: What is your biological gender?  The question […]

Spring Warning

Carry your tissues today, dear reader Please, carry your tissues today These white little things Are essentially things For the rinsings and wringings of May Green pollen, your sweet little nose stings The thrushes, your tunnel-y ears wring With petals, your mind sings To secular lute strings So carry your tissues today